Mark I think I love you, for how much that made me laugh. Don’t let that stop you from your wedding planning though. And DON’T be ridiculous, OBviously if you just do a Parisian 80’s prom theme and throw in a few baguettes, Allen will come right around. He’s handed you the fucking golden key, don’t lose it!!!!!!

And what a crappy party for him! You both got gypped

Ugh, I hope you’ve found a substitute family that appreciates you - warm friends would do nicely. That seriously sucks though and is totally unacceptable - you’re worth so much more!

That’s awful! Call him on it!!!

I’m not gonna lie, I kind of love this. It would be so delightful in a movie.

Yes but would you have pegged her as the Mother of Dragons???? Because I sure would ... Hail to the queen!

You say that like GETTING EGG ROLLS ANYWHERE is a bad thing

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

Here's the biggie - if you don't already have a credit card (or can use another), find one that gives mega miles for signing and get that. The big deals seem to last for a few months each but there are sites that do regular round-ups or alerts when there's a big one going on. I got 50K for signing up for the card I…

And they bellyache about “why don’t more women want to go into engineering” ...

5. I agree with most of these, but Anne Hathaway was in love with Wolf Edmunds, the scientist on the rocky planet who died before she got there and whose grave she visits in the near-end scene. Matt Damon plays Dr. Mann. So the irony (or intention ...) is that, even though she was blinded by love in wanting to go to…

Thank you SO MUCH for quoting that line, I almost missed it. Comedic gold ... for us dark types

Don’t be too disappointed, I listened to half the audiobook and found the characters and their spats riveting. Had to return it ... will report back on level of depressing once finished.

Poor kid! Assuming she's real, I hope somebody on that forum told her that life's too short to let yourself be miserable in a job, whether you're an accountant or a supahstah. Also, that she should get a good financial planner, figure out what level she wants to live at (and her family), and whether she can do that…

People SINK on boats.

Agree. If anything, the before shots have the softer lighting - look at the level of contrast in the backgrounds in the after shots, not just the overall brightness. But I agree that this is probably pure coincidence, and given that most of the shots are all face and that the faces are reflecting the light so very…

Um. Have you BEEN near the Target non-plus section lately? All they're selling is this shapeless basic shit ... plus some native-print vomit shirts with lace stuck on in odd places ... I certainly hope that it's not the latter whose absence she rues.

On behalf of everybody, god, I'm so sorry you've had to hear that crap. I hope he and you meet as many people who can cherish his differences and accept him when those differences cause difficulties ... and know that those people outweigh the haters, because haters ain't shit anyway.

omg you made me remember how much i used to enjoy beaton when she updated regularly

ITP ftw