"I've sent men on suicide missions in two wars now, and let me tell you something. It don't make a godsdamn bit of difference whether they're riding in a Viper or walking out onto a parade ground. In the end, they're just as dead." - Colonel Tigh, in BSG.

I fucking hope so. And they'd better steal your joke and name it that.

Grits ... yeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Git it, Georgia.

Mmmmm, talk dirty to me.

Dude, your idea of an arty night out could use some work!

But where does one buy over-the-knee boots for less than $200?!?! Also, ones that aren't just to-the-knee boots with a fortifying wall sticking up in front of the knee, because that's just rubbish

Seriously, Murtog! I thought the same thing. Although, good for hubby that he didn't, I guess ...

Gretchen, stop trying to make bugs happen! They're not going to happen!

He'd better eat her ... assuming things get that far ...

Heavy makeup, blonde hair, and a similarly-angled headshot do NOT an Elsa make. Sorry kiddos.

You're not afraid that'll bring on an attack of your "What is the point of anything?/Everything is meaningless" baked blues? Because I'm pretty sure Fifty Shades would do it.

We forget how many women, especially older ones, are religious and taught NEVER to EVER touch themselves. I know several - one of whom asked her daughter, after the daughter moved in with her boyfriend, what an orgasm felt like, because she'd never had one (ex-husband sucked too obviously).

Does it even matter whether she has cancer or not, for that feature to be crap? Ladies are running a fuckin' MARATHON; let them wear whatever they want and more power to them. In fact, let them wear them in a bagel shop for all I care. The kind of mean-spiritedness that Self showed here would kick the fun out of…

Yeah I think Callie just vastly misinterpreted Diaz in the headline. She didn't say that everyone will cheat, or that all relationships will have someone cheating. She said at some point, everyone will be cheated on. While still an exaggeration, given that most of us date multiple people before meeting our lifetime…

Also, I think the more intelligent people are, the more they aren't afraid to accurately assess their challenges. Somebody who's acting like something complex is "pretty basic" - I'm really inclined to doubt their smarts. Classic sign of oversimplification and mental laziness.

There have been studies showing that women tend to internalize failure, while men externalize it. I think that applies to our challenges as well - many guys act way more confident than they are and women are more likely to accurately assess or even exaggerate the perceived difficulty of things. But what I wonder is,…

Obviously, judgment and sneers at why anybody chooses to date anybody are totally uncalled for. That aside ... a year ago, I visited my married friends who were teaching in South Korea, and what did they ask I bring them? Condoms, because the ones over there did not fit him. I first assumed they meant magnums, but…

Oh is that how it's gonna be? Well then ...

Places like that really exist?? That's pretty much my dream home ... but most of the walkable, nature-y small towns I know of are more like an hour and 20 minutes from a major city, and definitely no public transportation to be had :(

Hell to the yes, Atlanta suburbs!