NDSU is the best college football team in an incredibly large geographic area—an area that includes Minnesota.

That’s what the show is called, though.

I worked at an dementia-care community for 6 years, helping people eat, changing their diapers, reminding them where their room was and just being a social companion when family was unable to visit. Many of the people I worked with barely talked or talked gibberish, but every now and again in these unplanned,…

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

There are Republicans who could care less about gay marriage. It's just that they lost control of their party about ten years back, and have been increasingly marginalized.

I’m pretty sure ESPN thinks that 99.9% of their employees are smarter than Curt Schilling, and will just shut the fuck up.

UPDATE:

Cake.

Bring back the Patrick Division. And the Adams, Norris and Smythe. Also the Campbell and Prince of Wales conferences.

Bang.

Man, must be something in the water.

“Health care” seems to be a trigger warning for Sage Steele at all times.

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!

Who in the hell taught you to do that? You deserve what you got

Forgive me, but I’m afraid I do not follow your analogy.

I’m doubtful that there are funds available for this or that it’s even necessary. It is my understanding that what was needed was treatment with an anti-corrosion agent to prevent lead from leaching into the water. Homes served with lead pipes received Detroit water with no associated dangers, then Flint River water…

I actually loved these games more than Madden. I hope they make a comeback.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

The bigger joke is “productition.”