I was given the “NFL’s Greatest Hits” VHS for Christmas when I was 8 or 9. I watched it so many times the tape actually wore out and broke. My dad and I used to cringe and cheer simultaneously, just like the two doofuses in the control room.

I don’t know. This is like those old cartoons with horribly racist images. You don’t see them any longer. The NFL stopped producing them.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.

I’m a huge A’s fan, and it’s so strange to be on the other side of this. I was at that Game 3, my first ever playoff game, and we were late because of stupid Bay Area traffic. We arrived just in time for Eric Chavez to break the scoreless tie with a solo homer, and then when Marco Scutaro hit that back-breaking…

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

That was a tough pill to swallow, but the Twins’ pitching staff was in tatters by the time the playoffs started. Santana lost the opener—-at home—-then they had to rely on Boof Bonser in the second game and Radke in the third. If only Francisco Liriano had stayed healthy...

Yeah. It is sad there are many who have not had the fortune to experience a World Champion Minnesota Twins team from recent years. I was fortunate to be 20 years old and had the ‘87 win behind me from high school already. The answer to what movie “trying to push the sun back up into the sky and give us one more day of…

Oh god, I loved that team. I ordered a Brad Radke jersey and it arrived at my apartment in NYC that morning. I wore it all day. I watched the game at my bar and stayed there the rest of the day, they didn’t charge me anything because they knew how sad I was. That was one of my favorite years ever on Twins baseball.And…

“Please let this be the only thing from the 80s that comes back.”

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

“Lol”

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

Abdulaziz al-Omari: “No, seriously, where did you get the idea?”
Mohamed Atta: “A little birdie told me.”

why wouldn’t you just return it to its owner? I’m sure Mr. Frerotte wants it back.

One time, I played hockey stinkin’ shitfaced because my wife, Louise, left me. Some Princeton grad threw me against the boards, and I pissed all over myself.

If my car broke down on the side of the road on a rainy night, there are two NFL coaches I’d like to render assistance :

1) Jim Tomsula, since he probably knows how to fix it. If not, he’d give me a ride home.
2) Andy Reid, since he probably has some leftover ribs and burnt ends he could give me while I wait for a…

I remember a few months ago when Seinfeld said the exact same thing and everyone here freaked the fuck out and sad censorship is good. I can’t wait for Salon and Buzzfeed to have think pieces about why Obama is wrong