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The Knicks aren’t going to be able to help themselves. They will definitely pay him too much to come play alongside Carmelo for two or three (or, god help me, four) years and it will be an unmitigated disaster. Maybe the Knicks could find a way to throw in their first-round pick to get him. /blows brains out

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

That’s why they don’t play games on paper. They play them inside television sets.

Despite having put on a good face, Ryan says he felt like a “leftover” under the new GM

To the dude with this story. Let me share with you a piece of sage wisdom my Dad told me. He said, “Son, if you have to tell someone to stay away from your girl, then she is not your girl.”

Man, extreme wealth must be the coolest. Imagine having so much money that you can just go and blow some on invisible lightsabers.

Did they find a replacement for Jon Stewart yet? They did? Goddammit.

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

Any play in history and this is the one?

The TBS box graphic on the side blows this trash out of the water.

Fuck yeah, ESPN. Fuck yeah...

Considering it's the second most viewed sports website in the country, we're all going to need to get used to it.

"So... you never looked in the box?"

Last year it spoke out publicly against a proposed amendment backing gay marriage

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

A-Rod: "Even Ozzie didn't have 7 arm strength. He had more like 4 arm strength."

Leave it to Gregorius to let Arod be gregarious.