A symptom of concussions is unequal pupil size. I think any faculty member at Michigan could tell you that lineman are obviously at risk in comparison to the average student.

He probably just didn't want to play for Harbaugh.

You're right, this WAS the plot to Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetely Derpy Derpy Dumb.

And this is how the movie "Her" begins.

Depends on the context. I've seen vintage 1950s hoop skirts that belonged to someone I know who grew up in the north. It wasn't a costume; it was a prom dress. And there's a reality show called My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, and those girls wear HUGE dresses that look like they can't fit through doors.

In the south, yes, and generally speaking I associate hoop skirts with 1800s white elites.

context

Context is everything, and I say this as a southern un-racist feminist who loves me some swooshy hoopskirted goodness who was not and never had any desire to go greek.

At UGA? This is a serious question? Like I said, context is everything. Yes, at UGA, they're immediately indicative of slave-era Southern gentry.

Swastikas were a symbolic staple for many centuries before the Nazis, Elizabeth Sayers. Doesn't mean Germans should wear them. Context is everything, and the context of those outfits at your school is the tie to the antebellum South. More, it's the tie to the Confederacy- the boys weren't wearing early 19th-century…

Tomsula, apparently not a fan of Spinal Tap.

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

This article's comment section is like an Andrew Brandt timeline.

Wow. A lot of us think we're so young and clever.

This is the college basketball writer for the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. Guess who she picked to win the whole thing???

I spread my dumb brand of humor around all the gawker blogs & side blogs, except gawker, even I'm not quick enough for that place.

Pure coincidence, they were probably all watching Seinfeld, and the part when George finds the golf ball in the Whale's blowhole came on.

I guess that explains his avatar.

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

Fixed that for you.