Haha God hates Antrel Rolle

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

I think we can all agree that Bill Walton is living his best life.

Nice "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" reference!

With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

"Nope."

50 yards with the wind.

The moral of the story is: "don't throw scissors."

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

It was a bucket list back in the day....

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It's even true for announcers...Gary Thorne called all the games last year on the local TV broadcast (the 45 you see in the upper right corner). He had said in an interview that he heard the tournament was great so he wanted to try.

18000 strong, near sellout of an NHL arena for all sessions of the AA tournament.

As someone who has photographed the Indiana state basketball tournament, it's definitely something you should go to. I'm not a huge basketball fan, but it's absolutely incredible.

I've heard Indiana state basketball, as well. But yeah, the Minnesota hockey tourney is awesome.

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

Here's a screengrab in case they disappear:

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

It's actually just a funny made-up name. We Canadians have a word for the concept, but you wouldn't understand it.

Expectant Yankees Fan Father: [reads this story]
Expectant Yankees Fan Father: "Even I think that's going a bit far."
Expectant Yankees Fan Mother: [water breaks]
Expectant Yankees Fan Father: [drives wife to hospital]
Expectant Yankees Fan Mother: [labors for thirty-two hours]
Expectant Yankees Fan Mother: [spikes a fever]
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