Newton's injury isn't expected to leave any lasting damage, and can't be exacerbated by activity, but he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to do so.

I don't even see race.

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

Is that Lebron?

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

That before he dated Ali, he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner ("No relation, I'm sure of it").

I can't believe Bernier had no clue who Nelson Mandela was. At this point, who hasn't seen Shawshank or The Dark Knight?

Here in the DC area there was a plane crash earlier today that killed an infant, toddler and their mother. Then learned about the passing of Miyah later in the day. I have a 2 year old and a 2 month old, big Wizards fan and have no problem admitting that I was bawling my eyes out when I saw that live.

John Wall = awesome dude

Garnett's shirt also refers to how he feels six minutes into the game.

Good thing Floyd saw it and didn't have to read about it.

So much for letting the experts do their job.

Central Michigan is on its way to the Bahamas

It's just too bad these guys were born 70 years too early to be able the live-tweet the time they went the wrong bowl game but still got to watch it for free. That would have made for a pretty great Deadspin post.

What about the bodybuilding competition? I already have tickets.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

I don't have one of the career leaders, but HRs in a season.

Well, it's tough because what they did is so recent. It's not many museums that will prominently feature stuff from 10-15 years ago and in terms of really educating the public I'd guess people are still more familiar with Bonds/Clemens than with Charlie Gehringer and Rabbit Maranville, even if they're not comparably…