4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

Feel bad for the guy batting cleanup.

"Hahahahahah. GOOD ONE COACH! Can you look at my girlfriend's admission essay?"

According to the Columbia Spectator

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

In 2013, UAB took in $18 million and change from student fees and funding from the school. Of total revenues of $28 million, 65% came from those two sources. Roughly a million dollars were from ticket sales. From 2005 - 2013, $93 million came directly from the school, and less than $10 million came from purchases.…

Jeff Harvey!

Look, if you're going to fingerblast someone in public, keep it to Door Number One. You really don't want to have to worry about the logistics of what you're going to wipe off your paramour's homemade Skyline Chili on to.

You came to the right place then.

"Oh, you say 'shit' like its inherently bad!"

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WashedUpSportscaster = Marchman's kid.

I clicked on it at work...I'm an idiot. I didn't click on any of the links on the site though but they have things like death certificates and what not. It isn't a surprising website for him to claim as his own.

Chikara is fucking amazing. It totally runs with the ludicrousness of pro wrestling, and decides that "if you're gonna be scripted…go whole hog."

Redirected me to an Amazon listing for "I <3 Midgets" bumper stickers.

As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…