Stick to sports, HamNo... Seriously, this was really good...

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Ya know... the guitar's not for everyone...

This is why people have such insecurities about working out at the gym; you're supposed to be able to do weirdshit.

Looks like he's on the Wile E Coyote workout plan...

If the school says 'no,' won't Jameis just do what he wants to anyway?

Ok... can you at least give a hint as to what the joke is here? I agree with OBG... I feel like it's something good

When NFL reps first saw the spinebuster move, they apparently said, "Are you guys fucking out of your minds?"

The Vikings commented on the lack of reinstatement with a unique message for Peterson, saying, "This is gonna hurt us way more than it hurts you."

"If this flag offends you you need a history lesson."

Antlers up, don't shoot

You may now commence making your MAF jokes.

God... UNC book reports are actually kind of jarring....

Who wants to read some internal emails that make the NCAA look incompetent, reactionary, and completely unable to justify its own authority?

It's a separate anti-Idzik faction.

Natalie asked the athlete-turned-actor if he wanted a slice of pizza, he said no, but somehow thought the assistant had called him an [bleep]hole."

He said I was 'talking [bleep]' and said I was 'so full of [bleep]

OK... I think a lot of you guys have completely missed the point and this thread has spiraled out of control (which was to be expected). That link isn't supposed to be about how Jezebel feels in regards to male rape or whether or not the age of consent should be one size fits all...

I like to think that at one point, A-Rod and I were staring at the same forum on High Times, trying to figure out if the mid-stream urine thing actually worked...

Something to keep in mind when we read stories like these: http://jezebel.com/this-video-bri…