Safari: Ended

Deadspin continues to dance on their grave.

So it's gonna have a retractable roof?

Wait, timeout, what?!

He's Adam Dunn, although Adam Dunn is probably a better defender at this point than he is.

But Tony Allen was nowhere near one cameraman during last night's game against the Pelicans, so it makes no sense why he turned around and smacked the guy's camera after a foul.

"Welp... I guess they've finally moved on...."

They're getting better at this...

Be brave, and brandish those big ol' balls whenever the opportunity to do so presents itself.

What a bunch of Nutcrackers...

Chocolate cake is good. Making chocolate cake is a good plan. Unless the only ingredients you have are hot dogs and canned tomato soup, in which case making chocolate cake is a bad idea. A cook who attempts to make chocolate cake out of hot dogs and canned tomato soup is not a cook whose good plan was undone by bad…

The 76ers will be entering all games to the theme from The Walking Dead

Would a 45-year old man in his right mind punch a freshman high school kid in the face for slapping him? That's the equivalence of strength here when it's a grown woman of average size going up against a major college football player.

Thanks for the update, Diana! That's really muffed up!

Wow. I can't believe I'm pulling you out of the greys, but maybe a lesson can be learned here.

Fair point

But what'd he have to say about his golf game?

Thanks... not like I'm really looking forward to seeing a woman get punched out, but if there's evidence of a guy being a completely awful piece of shit then it should be out there for the public.

So will the video not be released at all then or is it up in the air?

"Been there, done that"