There's gonna be Christy Mathewson posts coming today!?!?!?!?

The win is the most arbitrary and least informative stat in baseball, rivaled only by the save.

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. fuck my life... I'm not funny

I actually think they have a whole section for that kind of thing...

I get the ban... I mean, look at what they're wearing, they're totally asking for it...

Boy he really dropped the ball on that one...

Oh totally, I get that... I'm not talking about the rate changing after the fact though. From what you're saying (and maybe I'm misinterpreting what you're saying) there's a set rate for big games like the World Series, Super Bowl, College Football Playoff, etc. that's based on the ratings of previous telecasts of…

That's interesting, you'd think networks would be able to sell into spikes by taking into account ratings for previous matchups. Does that mean FOX, broadcasting the World Series, will make the same amount of advertising dollars for the low rated series this year as they would for a Yankee-Dodger matchup? And with…

Would the ratings of a meaningful Mighigan, Ohio State, Iowa, Nebraska or Penn State game on ABC or ESPN cancel that out though?

If all dogs go to heaven, why the hell would they be hanging around this Jets team?

If he starts posting lyrics from Adele songs then I am seriously going to unfriend him...

If Kobe Bryant, Jeremy Lin and Carlos Boozer were literally on a life raft together, who would die first? Would Kobe drown Lin from the get go and then toss him to the sharks in order to show Boozer, "You don't wanna cross me today."? Would Lin and Boozer form an alliance, kill Kobe, and then try to drink his…

i09 or somebody needs to do a story on how these things work because they are amazing

Jerry Jones owns the Kings too?

"When I wake up from my nap, I'll let you know. Around 4:30. If I sleep really, really well tonight, and [Wednesday] afternoon with my nap, I'll let you know how I'm feeling."

No other football team... would see its owner personally inform the coach that the QB was ready to play (the message implicit to Jason Garrett that Tony Romo would be playing regardless of his thoughts on the matter) and then stay on the sidelines for the rest of the game, commandeering coaching duties.

God he doesn't even know geography... it's spelled Niger.