What the hell kind of cut did Mary Magdalene's pimp have? You'd think she'd be able to pay for her own meal...

Counselor: Alright everyone, we're just gonna go around the room now and talk about our little quirks that make us who we are! Tim? How about you go first.

The Shanghai Sharks' Big Three of Michael Beasley, Yao Ming, and Delonte West is the best Big Three that ever was.

This newspaper article has a short blurb about it, third paragraph from the bottom:http://articles.courant.com/2003-07-19/spo…

Searching right now... I'm not sure if I'll be able to find it because most of the time you just see the interview with Kobe and his wife whenever you YouTube 'Kobe Bryant Rape', but I'll see what I can do.

This isn't even a FRESH HOT TAKE... If you go back and watch old SportsCenter reports from when the allegations first surfaced against Bryant, you'll find anchors discussing how much the criminal charges would help Kobe's 'Street Cred.' Which, even at the time, left at least me saying, "Wait, what?"

Well of course it's empty, it's not even halftime yet...

I mean.... it's pretty obvious this is video from am old Delaware Cows game... Used to be one of the top teams in the Great Lakes Summer Collegiate League, until they had to suspend operations because of a drought...

I actually don't even think that's Hart's best match (as awesome as it was)... Give me Hart vs Stone Cold in that submission match at WM13 over that one

I'm a good person with a huge heart and everyone who knows me knows that

What's the best WWE (WWF) match of all-time? I personally think it's Stone Cold vs Kane for the WWF Championship on Raw the night after this Hell in the Cell Match

Brooks was here...

The NFL's new 'War on Domestic Violence' seems eerily similar to America's 'War on Drugs'... Reactionary, with the wrong approach, wrong ideas and wrong resources.

"And remember, that line is not the official first down marker..."

I actually can kind of understand the automatic first down on those 5 yard holding penalties though. Let's say you're in a 3rd and 27 situation. If defensive holding is only a 5-yard penalty with no automatic first down, then the defense is going to be inclined to hold because what do they have to lose? If they get…

this is you, isn't it?

Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses

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Fan Larry: How'd you guys celebrate the Royals' first trip to the World Series since 1985!?!?!?

This is Cagey, the mascot for the independent American Association's Sioux Falls Canaries.... Sometimes he goes by K.G..... I read this email and pictured it coming from him (MAYBE IT DID????) and I thoroughly enjoyed it............