K.G.: "Fucking Awesome! I love my LIFE! ZOMFGWTFPLSKTHXBAI!"

Once Noah finished tossing up his 'Fistful of Ugly' he yelled out, "I'm an Unforgiven Pale Rider!" then he pulled back his Dirty Hairy mane and stepped In The Line of Fire of an errant Atlanta pass that had english on it, but still had Trouble With The Curve. After moving the ball Every Which Way But Loose, Noah moved…

AND LEON'S GETTING LAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don't like how Bumgarner and Nolan are exploiting and popularizing drinking problems...

I get that, and it's really not that unusual, but for him to put it in a humongous call like this while Ishikawa is crossing home plate is kind of jarring. Imagine if Jack Buck yelled, "I can't believe what I just saw! And it was powered by Chevrolet and fueled by Coca-Cola!"

Are product plugs a staple of real-time Deportes calls? Because you'd think he could've waited until the replay to say the home run is brought to you by Toyota Camry. Unless Toyota specifically bought advertising for a walkoff hit, which would be amazing and kind of a bummer at the same time.

another really good Jack White cover here with his take on Dolly Parton's 'Jolene':

#FreeOBG

came up with a joke... decided it wasn't funny... tried to edit it to another joke... hated that one too... gave up...

Guess he couldn't make it Around the Horn.

I didn't think Buddhists factored in inanimate objects...

At least he's not bathing in Jack Daniels and Vicodin like Jim Irsay...

[A Dunkin Donuts in New Jersey]

"For non-basketball people," James began with a smirk

Seahawks' communications head Dave Pearson warned against reading too much into [Pete Carroll's] comments.

"Well damn it, this changes everything..."

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

He has Hoosiers going down in the second round to Space Jam? What a monstar...

A Saudi official later commented, "We were pressured by our advertising partners because there were a lack of 'honey shots' in our television broadcasts... I thought the idea of women's periods attracting bees had long been debunked, but whatevs."

someone should introduce this guy to Andy Dalton...