Sounds like Ronde was blown away...

wait... did you use pubes to block out the NSFW images? That's very ironic...

It must really be a bitch when he tries to go with a throwback uniform...

FEARING FOR MY SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF MY DOG,

i need to tell everyone about the absolute waste of resources going on outside of my house right now. i am counting no less than 5 officers.

Just because one act isn't as heinous as another doesn't mean it's not inhumane or horrific. I understand your reasoning here, but we're not ranking awful acts and deciding what to call them based on that.

What allegedly happened is apparently somewhat common in high school wrestling. Specifically, the digital penetration aspect of this case happened in 2006 in Parker, South Dakota (http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/03/…)

Howard: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting…

So who had the swing vote?

The NBA: Not Bringing sexybAck

Caller: Yeah I just think Alabama got a little too big for their britches. I mean, giving Saban a statue already? Come on. He's not even retired yet! What do you think? I'll hang up and listen.

One other note I think you might not be hitting very hard here, Tim, is the advantage that broadcast networks still (barely) hold against cable networks when going into negotiations. Broadcast networks don't have to pay as much because typically the leagues would rather be FOX, ABC, NBC or CBS than on a cable network…

ESPN Reporter: Hey, are you sure you're okay? I mean, I'm really sorry...

So.... I'm guessing he won't be doing his 'small pox blanket' material the next time the Jags play Washington then?

Only when he uses Liu Kang though... he doesn't really know the combos for Sub-Zero or Scorpion...

What they think they look like:

So spread the bye weeks out. Each week, two teams don't play a game. That doesn't seem so bad

I like the idea of the 18-week season with two byes per team... that's how they used to do it. But if they want to keep the 17-week schedule, I just don't see why they don't spread the byes out. I get that they want all their teams playing down the stretch, but spreading out the byes so that each team has a bye week…

Real question here: Why don't they work out the schedule so only teams with a bye in the prior week play on Thursday nights?