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He realizes he performs in a sport that nobody's given a shit about on a regular basis since Tyson and Lennox Lewis were around right?

Haha I think straight women who have accidental pregnancies fall into a different category than straight women heading to the sperm bank. That's not even comparing apples and oranges, it's apples and Goodyear Tires. You can't use that as your argument that lesbian women put more thought into their decision of who…

Alright, I'm acting in the spirit of lively debate here so don't fly off the handle at me. I think it's a little silly to cite 30 year old articles to justify an argument that straight women are seemingly reckless when they make the decision to go with a donor. 30 years ago women were still smoking and drinking when…

You've been around a lot of straight women making sperm bank decisions eh?

Welp... Shit.... I'm sorry again if I just came off as being an asshole in general then. You sound like you've had enough fucking shit to deal with too. Did something happen recently? Like I'm serious, we're on a fairly anonymous forum here so if you feel like venting, I can lend an ear. It seems like you've already…

Wait... I was only trying to defend myself because you were implying I'm a person of privilege who doesn't understand why these people are in a crummy situation. You're right, I am a person of privilege (white, male, straight), but I've seen first hand what kind of shit people who aren't in my shoes have to go through…

No, no, I can completely grasp that. It's just surprising to me that, as they said, people they would normally turn to for things like cutting their kid's hair suddenly won't do it because they have a mixed race baby. It's just really weird that people in their town would draw the line there when, as other commenters…

Okay first off:

Manager: I'm sorry Jimmy, we tried, but it just didn't go over with the fans...

Ice Guy Jimmy: It's okay boss... At least we had our shot.....

Manager: Be careful on your way out, Jim

[Ice Guy Jimmy leaves the office, in the hallway he's greeted by the Ice Girls]

this is dumb... but anybody wanna buy a car?

I knew nobody was gonna get my 'Is He Elite?' joke... I really suck at this

So... The question rises again... Is Matt Ryan a backwards, century old school that's produced backwards, rich white men who openly hate anyone not like them?

Tom Brokaw's from South Dakota.... He's one of those Yankton Cocksuckers... (That's a reference to Deadwood... but he really is from Yankton)

Yep. There are 210 television markets in the United States. The smallest one (at least according to that link) is in Glendive, Montana. These stations are where you'll find the reporters on their first jobs (unless they knew somebody who could get them into a bigger station) and the really old crusty reporters and…

I can't speak for how TV news is taught nowadays, but during my training, we were told to always rewrite wire copy and to re-edit any video that might accompany it.

I'm guessing Koblin really misses being at Deadspin during weeks like this one...

I don't see what the big deal is... Cripes, the Phillies have been serving fans with players past their expiration dates for a couple years now