Beat me to it... +1

They'll have a lot of problems keeping the doctor away...

I'm a guy (sorry). And when the time comes for me to have children, I want to have sons. Not because I want to live vicariously through him or anything like that, but because I'm scared out of my mind that if I have girls, I'll wind up in the same situation as this guy (unable to say no) and end up bankrupt.

Yankton actually isn't half bad, but maybe that's just the nostalgia of my childhood talking. I used to love boating on Lewis and Clark and Riverside Park (I think that's the name of it) was always one of my favorite places to play baseball.

Sounds like the Jets have joined the revolution...

I can understand that point, but I guess I just wanted more closure. If they could have given us just one or two more episodes to tie everything up, it would've been nice. Instead it just kind of abruptly ended.

Swearengen probably strong armed the judge into letting him go free so those Yankton cocksuckers wouldn't think they were trying to institute their own government.

MLB postseason is a crapshoot, and the slog of the regular season is a much better indicator of the best teams. Just getting to October is the real accomplishment. Anything else is gravy.

Astorino: I mean, look at that asshole, he roots for the Jets, THE JETS, and he's friends with the guy who tried to move your Bills, YOUR BILLS, to Canada!

Olsen had multiple IDs in his possession: two from Maryland, one from North Carolina, one from Florida and one from New Jersey. He also had the ID of fullback Ronald Regula.

That would make a ton of sense. I just remember during the game at one point the crowd drowned out the ref's mic (wasn't a technical issue either) and I thought, "Good God, that place is absolutely rocking." It seemed strange because they just lost Griffin, and I didn't think there was such a strong push for him to…

Did anyone else think that Washington was unusually loud yesterday? Particularly after RGIII went down and Cousins came in and started slicing the Jags? I know a good chunk of the fanbase has called for Cousins to take the starting job from day 1 of this season, but after watching the game, you almost got the feeling…

Maybe then they'd feel compelled to make a... first amendment?

"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

Bigger trapezoids!

Today we spell vindication: S-C-H-E-F-T-E-R

Would it be insensitive to ask how big a role (if any) Janay Palmer played in mitigating Rice's initial punishment during her and Rice's meeting with Goodell?

Barber: What'll it be today Mike?

how has no one posted the most notable example of pizza violence yet?