Was it your son that came in with a giant jar filled with change to buy Minecraft? He was a couple dollars shy, but don’t worry, I covered it. His look of excitement as he ran out of the store was more than enough to cover the shortfall.

Don't discriminate against petrolsexuals.

I was going to say basically this exact statement.

1st Gear: Ford Sucks, GM Is Better

Breadvan.

Michigan's surprising. From the story, I would've guessed either Texas (because guns) or Florida (because Florida).

I have a section of some dialogue from the story.

Oh, innocent little Americans, living in their safe little bubble protected from the outrageous VAT, excise, vehicle, and luxury taxes that the rest of the world has to suffer with....

I'll just leave this here

I find it astonishing people still buy into electric cars being green... when it's not at all, in fact, it's just as bad, and sometimes worse, than driving a normal car.

Each kWh used by this, or any electric car being charged, is 1.341lbs of Co2... To put that in perspective...

Most electric cars are around 2.1 - 3.1…

Of course, Republicans are against it.

I've been to London. I call BS on this whole bloody story.

Apparently, high-level negotiations have started between Volkswagen AG reps and the United Auto Workers over a way the union might represent the workers there.

5th Gear: Is VW's Tennessee Plant Going Union?

So we are getting rid of all personal responsibility?

The audience members: "Whelp, that just happened."

... You were a dumb kid.

So my two questions remain: