Wahooooo! I thought I was an ass because my car has a lot of power, gets 8mpg, is frickin' loud as hell, is bright orange, stinks like fuel and is often observed going over the speed limit...

"Hundreds of Unused Politicians Just Sitting Around DC!"

I've never seen "mary jane" used as a verb. Something tells me this guy is already high.

I love the Aston-inspired Fords, and the Mustang-inspired Aston. They're all wonderful, absolutely fantastic-looking things.

Ford copied Aston Martin you say? *cough cough* In all honestly, I would sex them BOTH!!!!

I don't often call everyone a bunch of idiots, but this will be one of those times.

Holy pilgrimage and attempted lynching in the same article.

You're assuming that:

Why is this happening exactly? A train is on tracks. It's big and heavy. Its not agile or possess the ability to do anything quickly or unexpectedly. How can anyone with half a brain in their head and even the slightest amount of self preservation allow this to happen?

If only trains had some kind of a track they could follow so people would know where one might be operating.

I think THIS will be the lightest Mustang. Comparing the weight of a car in 2014 vs 1965 is like saying "Hey why don't they sell this thing for $2500 any more?!"

Bet Putin is driving the T90

please for the love of god televise this !

But that would mean tearing yourself away from your iPhone/tablet/kindle

By what measure is a Prius a luxury vehicle?

I like to imagine he shouted "How do you like dem apples?":

I obviously don't speak Twitterese. I have no idea who is saying what to whom. Conversely, I am quite proud of this. I fear intelligently spoken language is doomed.

Double ass pound?

Twitter is a g'damn pain in the ass to read a conversation

I followed the link to twitter. I can't make any sense out of it.