Somewhere, a patent lawyer for apple just burst into flames and is now stylishly residing as a pile of black ash in a sparse white room.

It could be a lot of us don't care because... it's still a neon.

10. It's called a torque wrench. Better yet, just let Sears do it for you next time.

I didn't know they delivered the Boston Globe in Florida.

She is from Haiti?

Yeah I thought so. I just wanted to participate haha.

The Veyron folks get their very own cardboard box. Honors and benefits abound!

I forgot to submit "toothless cousin mounting."

I don't get the "trying too hard" argument. It's your dadgummed vehicle and as long as it makes you happy, who cares?

Is it OK to use the term though because we're generally making fun of white people?

I see Mr. Buzzkillington has arrived.

This commercial makes me want to stab myself in the face. Fiat and Scion's commercials make me hate them more and more everytime I see one.

If Jeremy clarkson would comment, he would say

What is this televisior of which you speak? And where can I get one to view these incredibly awesome advertisements?

I'd rather just punch a Scion driver instead.

"Ewe our write, mayan works find two!"

Says Sync

I love how she sighed when she looked at the Camry

Há! I used to do this too. If i ever saw a car i didn't know i'd make people tell me what it was. And by " make people " i mean " annoy the hell out of 'em ".

NO YOU ARE WRONG GO AWAY

Subaru SVX, didn't come with a manual transmission.