I missed a BABY by about 1/2". Asshole jaywalking father pushed his baby carriage right into the bike lane without once looking, when I was about 3' away. Fortunately, I have good brakes and was going pretty slowly, but I very nearly got hit by a car when I swerved. Something like this happens all the fucking time,…

You should have extended your elbow and gone for the ribs. Not being able to breathe without extreme pain might be a good reminder to stay the fuck on the sidewalk. Really, the pedestrian would be lucky there's a bike lane because a car would just flatten and kill them.

I had a guy try and neg me at a party. We were standing around discussing the stuff due for our respective majors in the upcoming months and he looked right at me and said "Philosophy majors are so cute, like baby deer"

Megan's been symbolically dead since she married Don. Check her near-constantly bare feet. And also the robe swinging from her bathroom door right after Layne Price is found and Don refuses to help her get an audition.

Ha. that's exactly my country too. I still like the idea behind a solidarity-based social system though.

Cheetos are god damned important.

When my niece was about 4, I was making her lunch and she reminded me, "don't forget the fucking Cheetos." Yeah, that definitely came from my brother.

. . . This is a . . . how shall I say this . . . a culturally specific phenomenon. I can never imagine myself or any of my friends of color doing this (or being amused by this). The thing is, even though I don't think cursing is a big deal for adults, this kid is going to get judged up the wazoo if he ever does…

That's what I thought too. I get that she knowingly broke a rule (even if it was a dumb rule) even after her request for an exception was denied. So, while I think it's petty, I get the headmaster deciding she couldn't walk in the ceremony, but denying her her diploma? WTF? Did wearing a feather make her retroactively…

And can I just say that I LOVE Y'ALL for actually having a (relatively) pro-Megan discussion!? I'm not a huge fan of her or Pare, but I find myself needing to defend her as nearly every other Mad Men discussion board turns into post after post of how much she sucks and deserves to die. *sigh*

Oh god, that's actually a parallel with Rosemary's Baby...

No, when she was sitting down to that scrumptious looking sammy! Airhead Meredith came to get her and you could tell Joan was like... aw douces. I'm in deep.

My interpretation: Peggy was flustered because of the situation. She had just discovered that Pete was omitted from the meeting and had to make a split second decision as to whether to stay or go - remember Joan says "you can leave" or something similar? Then the Avon man shows up right after that. So she's a…

Right? If you want to get fucked up, just smoke weed! Calorie free!!

Have you been under any extra stress lately? Gained or lost weight? Been exercising or on your feet more than usual? Been sick? I've missed my period several times for most of the aforementioned reasons. It happens. Based on the precautions you mentioned, pregnancy seems relatively unlikely — that being said, it's…

right? booze isn't even that fun, guys.

When I was a teenager my family was sent a gift box of meat that was packed in dry ice. My dad took the dry ice and dumped it in the laundry room sink ad ran water over it to dispose of it. This created a lot of fog, so my dad, being the curious type, stuck his head deep into the fog and took a breath, then went…

Poor thing looks like she's an older cat...it might feel good to her joints. Also looks like she has something of a skin condition (her tail, ears, and back look wierd), and it probably feels good.

tl;dr Everyone has a little autism.

Or sweatpants?