Can I get one of each? I'd like to hedge my bets. Also it would probably be very interesting to watch.

Murder house, yes, famous murder house, no. Too many sightseers.

That's a lazy myth that people who dislike thinking default to to explain famous people being assholes. It's not that hard to find a logical explanation though - some people are assholes. Some of them are famous.

Well, I don't "swim" at the beach. I go in the water and walk around and wade for a while and never get my head wet unless there's a rogue wave :)

When we were both really really poor, my college roommate made me cupcakes and got me drunk on my birthday and i did the same for her. It was fantastic. This year I got a great job, and have the money to do things I couldn't do then, but her situation hasn't changed much. I got her a nice handbag that she had her eye…

"knocked up."

You and Nanjiani are right on the spot.

Yes, it's rude and stupid. Is it racist? IMO, of course it is. Because she doesn't go into detail, it's hard to know why she doesn't - it could be physical characteristics (which is odd, because black is Shemar Moore, Tiger Woods, Jason Kidd, Lenny Kravitz and Wesley Snipes — they don't all look alike, anymore than…

Do I need to provide more photographic evidence of the superiority of grunge? Because I totally can. Exhibit B, dated April 1994. Note presence of flannel, plastic child's hair clip (kinderwhore!), messy black bob, dark dark lips. Not seen: ripped black cotton tights, 15" black mini, 8-hole Docs, soul-crushing angst…