Crowdsourcing for movies doesn't even work. The Hunger Games just to pick a recent example got an 85% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, and that was a big boring piece of crap, and the character the movie who got most of the screen time (Catniss) wasn't the character that experienced any growth.

ASL? Yes, some. I know dog, cat, bird, fish, boy, girl, eat, water, and potty. And the middle finger, but I'm not sure if that's official ASL or slang ASL.

I like to use chocolate and a knife to paint clothes on Teddy Grahams. Peanut butter works too on the chocolate ones, but is harder to work with. I wouldn't call this my hobby, but it is something I do twice-weekly or more.

He explained to me that at the end of the day, he realized he had an original iPad that he rarely used

I predict it will be sunny here in the future.

I'm going to make Powerpoints all day because while kittens are awesome, full grown cats suck, and I'd rather Edward Tufte do the dirty work to get rid of them than me, because i'm lazy, hence I'm making Powerpoints. It's the circle of life.

isn't that what the shield generators block- missle attacks on the planets? the death star's weapon is magically powerful enough to bypass those shields.

The basic stuff sold in yellow bags. it's like $3.50 for an 80lb bag. No you don't need to wear a respirator while mixing it, just use caution while pouring it into the mold or wherever and don't put your face right in there. Yes it is just pour in cement and water. Also have a water bucket nearby to wash the wet…

The only piece of advice that ever actually helped me is to say each few sentences to an actual person in the audience - lock eyes, the whole thing. Before taking this advice to heart, looking out at the audience I see 'an audience', and not a big group of individual people, and it felt like I was talking to no one in…

That's actually not 100% true anymore -it depends on your classifications for taxing purposes, and some salaried positions do qualify for overtime pay. It's a new California rule, but if your company crosses state boundries, it essentially applies to all states.

Don't ignore your dreams; don't work too much; say what you think; cultivate friendships; be happy.

organic vs non-organic is not really about taste (assuming that 'organic' actually means something in this case) but rather about production methods. it can even taste slightly worse or the plant be slightly uglier.

when you end up with food stuck on a dish that just refuses to come off.

It sounds like you might have taken the life hacking thing a bit too far??

I hope she occasionally shoots breaths of fire at parties! I'll bet her pee cleans the potty.

Also, regular grocery store are nothing compared to rich people grocery stores in terms of getting you to spend more. At the rich person's grocery store, they have samples of expensive rich people food (yes I would like a sample of Stonewall Kitchen's lemon curd on white chocolate apricot bread) and they give them to…

OMG Crystal Light is more expensive than gasoline on a per pound basis!!! You should drink gas instead!!! What about bottled water you say? Also more expensive than gas!! What about tap water you say? I say are you homeless?

Oooh, that person has a bread maker maker!

They do smog checks in texas every year, and they usually cost about $45, although some places do give coupons. Every two years seems more fair.

Since always since a large number of the wifi access points across the US are provided by ATT or Verizon, and you get access to those points when you buy a cellular data plan. It's poorly worded ad copy though, because they don't include the wifi usage you use when counting the 2-3-5 gigs (yet). The wifi is free.