That's not the saddest business card. The saddest business card is the one rumpled up and thrown on the ground by Lauren after her date with Mike:

Trend #11: Mark Zukerberg got a deep frier!!!!!!!!!!! Repost if you like fried things!!!

Optimus: The Decepticons have really done it this time! That Megatron can be clever when Starscream is on vacation.....I'm really going to need to think this one out! Flatspot, get over here!!!

and they have found their 2 story tall king!!

I think you are wrong about the digital picture frame. You mention 3 gifts with the ability to take a picture, but none to actually view the pictures you've taken more than once. And do you really go print alot of pictures you've digitally taken to stuff in a picture book? Yeah, if you are 90. You print the really…

Maybe so, but more than 66,000 people in the last quarter switched from some other provider to ATT (and just as many to Verizon) so does their opinion not count? They didn't scribble some marks in a magazine survey, the voted with their pocketbooks.

who cares what a bunch of geriatirics think about anything? The only people I know who ever even mention consumer reports are north of 80 years old. First they take all the social security, deny young people fairly priced health care and secondary education, defund public schools, and now they want to rate…

The More Poop a Chimp Throws, the Smarter it Is.

Can't i just run through a wall and then shoot someone in the face rather than solving a math problem? I'll try real hard to make sure it's an ugly wall and a bad person.

Carrier IQ has been on phones for many years, with I believe Sprint and Verizon leading the charge back in '08 maybe. Their purpose is to replace the Verizon 'Can you Hear me now?' guy randomly making phone calls with real-world analytical data from real users.

I don't think Verizon cares one way or another if AT&T merges with TMobile, but I agree that the FCC has not behaved very professionally throughout this ordeal, and while I can agree that J. Genkowski and the FCC are making the correct descision, I'm not sure they are doing it based on data but rather their own…

You don't get to see awesome commercials either though. Allstate's Meyhem and Geico's "Pays the doctors boy!!!"

I think leftovers taste worse because part of the fun of taste is something new and pride in the correctness of the food choice decision making progress, and the mind and tastebuds join in the 'excitement' of newness. Once the newness is gone, then the taste is worse. Of course, if you can re-create the excitement,…

You forgot something: Make sure your home is properly insulated so that your attic is not warm in the winter. Since heat rises, a poorly insulated house will create a warm attic, and will draw large critters like crazy. They will create their own ways into a warm attic.

My opinion on the matter: send out many personal replies (expect 2-3 responses out of 20 messages, and 1 actual date) and ask for an actual date after 2-3 messages + responses.

I believe in Jesus but my wife is an atheist - but she believes in closet monsters and is scared of the dark. I figure we are equal, and have found that everybody believes something that somebody else thinks is stupid.

it all just looks like a random downtown to me as well, but maybe a little bigger.The differences between rich and poor aren't very noticeable at that angle.

They blast EAS messages on our tornado sirens as well. When the sirens go off, I always imagine the Rookies are finally attacking like they were supposed to back in '82.

ewwww!

Maybe they have concerns about sewage leaks and intrusions into the nearby gulf, so a closed system makes more sense from that perspective.