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Nothing good has ever included adding Professor Griff to the conversation...

I would love to see Dummy, along with Reno 911, but there’s zero chance of me paying for Quibi, especially if I’m tied to mobile viewing.

I don’t get it. You would have to pay me to go to a Disney park even before all this. Crowds, lines, kids? What’s to love? Now there is no way I would go there.

Just to be clear... (in universe) First Order Stormtrooper helmets do not filter for airborne toxins (or viruses).

The Princesses are on constantly moving floats and the guests will be kept more than 6' away, which is why they aren’t wearing masks. There will be no traditional “meet and greets” like guests are used to. Having said that, it does kind of set a bad example. 

I went to Vegas last weekend. It was a huge mistake. The casino we stayed at had damn good procedures in place and were vigilant about enforcing them. Masks at all times, hand sanitizer, gloves, and mask stations everywhere. Even built hand washing stations. Slot machines shut off and social distancing everywhere. I

Is it just me, or does that lead photo look creepy has hell? ...And also, HELL NO I wouldn’t go to Disneyland right now. I don’t care how many sani-wipes they use.

Oh! I love when someone encourages the use of math in a comment!

Your bad choices get to affect me when you leave the park, if you catch it there and transmit it to others.

It was missing the “come to our parks and die banner”. Other than that, it was well done.

...you realize all of those people in the video are being forced to work, right? Every one of them will be in contact with thousands of people everyday. Or does the working-class not matter to you?

I think what Novak’s pointing out (and I agree) is that there’s a pretty stark contrast of what’s happening in the video versus reality; there’s a bit of a “creep” factor involved with opening The Happiest Place on Earth while over a hundred-thousand people are dead from a virus and we’re deploying National Guard to

I had a sunburned asshole once. I gave up nude yoga after that.

The complete lack of humility for nature that’s being displayed here is staggering.

Wow, that looks so enticing!

Can’t be that obvious if people have different opinions

The obvious best of the SNES trio. But this is a start. 

Meh, wake me when DKC2 shows itself.