It stays the same.

I’m relieved that they didn’t drag out the reveal but the whole fakeout seems especially pointless now.

Interesting that you single her out in an article centered on Trump and Rush Limbaugh. 

I love these. Gives you such a great sense of scale. 

The ending to the Snickers commercial got me good. 

Uh, if anyone is stupid it’s this guy for getting caught once, then continuing to do it and bragging about it whilst storing child porn on his computer. Darwinism in action.

I think he’s smirking at how farcical the whole concept of him having a “spiritual adviser” is and how many idiots are buying into it.

This is an awful take. Guess you can’t express your opinion about a piece of work if it doesn’t originate from your own country.

“You have that power too, Leia.”

I think they mean the person was arrested after landing.

Retaliation for her stealing the plans to the planet-destroying super weapon?

Blowing up Alderaan wasn’t bad?

That’d be a shock. Avatar has had no real lasting cultural impact and the novelty of experiencing the original is long gone.

They nailed the whole stolen script story, but I think they’ve run their Nerd Crew segments into the ground.

And an action that he clearly and explicitly was not going to follow through on. People blow that so out of proportion. 

It was a map to the first Jedi temple, not to Luke himself. Han even says he went to the first Jedi temple.

This needs more stars.

Gonna have to disagree with this. I don’t think anyone wanted to explore the Star Wars microverse and see Midichlorians amped-up to 11.

Why would Rey immediately leave or why would the Resistance join her and Luke? Those things could have happened but they would’ve made no sense.