If it’s Jalopnik and it’s nominally about riding motorcycles, it’s almost guaranteed to be about crashes one way or another.

This is why I say that motorcycle racers are bionic athletes, pretty much the greatest of their kind on earth. It’s easy to make a car drive by itself (relatively speaking), and we can concede that a robot can do a better job at it, but a motorcycle needs its rider just as much as a rider can only be effective with a…

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