I was on a 3rd or 4th date with a girl one time and took her to a concert that had Carrie Underwood singing that song. I said something along the lines of "that's pretty messed up, you don't mess with a guy's ride" and she said well "better never hurt me then". I haven't talked to her since. I'm pretty sure destroying…

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

George, why must you tempt me into liking you again?

Why are you assuming his body is glass? Transparent aluminum, maybe?

Now, is this the regular glitter or the super fine glitter? Because super fine glitter does not come off ever, while normal glitter only lasts for a few years.

It's a GaaS.

The joke ——->

Even more reason to call it the Fairlady again!

Yeah, why not indeed? He tosses this out almost casually, but if I were a betting man, I'd put money on this happening. Just call it the Nissan Z. It's sexy, simple, and in line with their heritage. Numbers are overrated anyway.

This is a short response to a very cool post but we are very much at the infancy of the connected species and as with all infants it gives us infantile problems. I say this not to be witty, but in a literal sense. Technology is currently moving faster than laws and faster than normal human social development so people…

Stranger Than Fiction

My dad has two, this is the fast one. I get the adrenaline shakes every time I drive it.

Generally speaking, the entire sum of human history can be described as a battle between progress and the status quo.

The bit about rolling a booger had me dying. "Feels good....like a tiny tennis ball"

This is probably the first car that I would agree with one of the "why buy a new x when you can buy a used y for less" headlines.

Needs more Tom Hardy.

Elon Musk is definitely the coolest man in the world and possibly a Bond Villain.

Just give us THIS.