This has to be a troll...

This sounds a lot more interesting then whatever that cringeworthy game about fucking was.

Please do not "re-imagine" or otherwise molest this icon of my childhood.

Clearly someone hasn't seen the actual best Christmas movie.

Tailspin: A heroic, but likeable, bum with a specially modified cargo plane and a furry sidekick that battle evil and reluctantly take orders from a bossy hottie and her annoying relative.

After school schedule:
TailSpinChip and Dale Rescue Rangers
DuckTales
Darkwing Duck

so, now the Rock has to marry turretos sister and raise walkers son.

A Toyota 2000GT.
-It's got Japanese reliability, so it will last forever.
-It has sexy European looks, which haven't seemed to age.
-It has the face of an angel and a very nice body.
-It has a great personality (lots of character and charm.)
-It sounds magnificent.

I say shenanigans on the CSX motor..

right then, let me know when Halo 5 gets a release, I'll get a branded box when it comes around.

I'll see your bluff and raise you one:

I am still game to pen the Hackers 2 screenplay, wherein Zero Cool and Acid Burn are both CIA/NSA working as field agents to stop Emmanuel Goldstein AKA Cereal Killer who has sold his skills to fundamentalist terrorists. Get the original cast back, commission a new soundtrack from Underworld & the Chem Bros. and this…

Obilgatory.

This famous picture by Michael Collins contains every human that ever lived, except the photographer.

Clearly you haven't seen Duracel's new QUANTUM battery technology! They're ... QUANTUM!

NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

Can Giz do an article about every new, exciting, and revolutionary battery technology that's been revealed in the last 10 years, and how many of those have actually made it to the market? It would be an interesting read, especially if it touches on why it hasn't been turned into a useable product.