At the risk of an avalanche, I have an honest question: ... as opposed to...?

The answer is in the mechanical Turk services. Hundreds of thousands of people snapping up tasks that require a human to decide. Does this Twitter promotion meet community standards? Yes/No. Next...

“or hot” <3

Hyperbolic tweets or not, grow the fuck up, assholes.

Well okay, that is a pretty solid set of answers. But I wonder if that’s what the author was going for given the original headline photo...

You must be referring to the theft deterrent systems in some cars.

"It's not right, but it's the way it is."

I figured ze Germans must have put the turn stalk it in an unintuitive place, like the glove box.

I’m glad it’s a USB device and doesn’t try taking over the HDMI passthru I’m using for my 360.

People who throw trash out my window. I’ve actually stopped on the freeway and made them pick it up.

Thought of this immediately.

1) I hate that "literally" can mean "figuratively" now.

Talking about... [whisper] periods [/whisper] out loud in public isn't very lady-like! There's a tent for you out back where you can talk with the others about how to get your husbands to buy you the pretty gold one. (Wait, you are married, right?)

It does too much when I have a full-sized phone nearby and not enough when I don't. (No GPS for run tracking, etc.) Crack pipe. #cp #watchlopnik

I have people getting glossy-eyed and others wanting to buy my 93 Nissan 300zx on a fairly regular basis. The only drama I've had with it is the drive is great; the thing is solid. #knockonwood

The plot thickens

Right... thinking there's more to this...

So Anamanaguchi!

Apparently searching for "why is my penis awesome" every day hasn't moved the needle at all.

Oh no, maybe they should stay indoors. Or not drive police cars. Or not wear hoodies. (Whoops, scratch that last one.)