I'd be happy with just my name printed in huge letters on the label. (I live in a condo building and all of the packages get tossed into a closet.)

Maybe - though I'm not sure you could paint this surface. Bare metal car?

Yea...... an FR-S is right around $25k. Hard to imagine that choice being difficult to make, given the pair.

It's ok, I understand you. :: high five ::

They probably baked up some kind of Troll Science-esque device to make it work just enough to patent it. #magnetsbro

I just thought he was a little short to be a storm trooper, that's all I said.

As the guy at Apple handed me my newly-fixed phone (shattered the glass) I fumbled it and it crashed to the floor, face down. The room filled with gasps and suddenly went silent. I felt like my head was under water. We both stared in disbelief. I slowly bent down to assess the damage. I reached pick it up and paused…

I am kind of amazed that nowhere in the age of the Chuck Norris Internets did the biggest Chuck Norris-worship movie ever get a re-release. The most modern format is Laserdisc, if you can dig one up.

Santa's Slay. Because Bill Goldberg as murderous Santa Clause.

Just watched The Man From Earth again this last weekend. Was just going to suggest this one.

What?

The professor of religious studies from Duke University lost me at "There is simply no evidence".

You never know what you're going to get sued for these days.

You mean "nucular" scientist, right?

Wait, is this a teaser/trailer for the sequel and the sequel's sequel to a movie sequel that hasn't even come out yet?

Imagine how many farts that driver's seat has endured.

I flew from Minneapolis to Newark to drive this cheap IROC Daytona home.

That voice tho - so sexy. I want that in my life.

I feel like we're being setup for Vasalgel.

I'll dress up more when they get rid of the Skymall catalog.