When I was in the market for a new car last year, I drove an M6 Gran Coupe and Panamera GTS. Both of them felt like donkeys with ebola after driving the Model Tesla P85+.

How slow does a 911, M5, Corvette, Viper, Hellcat, etc., feel after driving that Tesla?

With a username like 66ChevelleSS, I was expecting a"Burn fuel, not electrons dude," kind of comment, as many have posted already. But what a thoughtful, well-written comment! I even read it out loud to my wife this morning. We have an incredible, jaw-droppingly amazing Tesla Model S and we both had a good laugh. Keep…

Doug, funny article, as always. However, you're a tad misinformed.

Believe me, Porsche and Mercedes doesn't want to make crappy, overpriced slow-selling hybrids any more than CarMax wants to buy your Ferrari for more than 18% of what it's worth. The automakers have a gun to their heads - The US Federal Government.

Great Thread!

This is the most unintelligent, poorly-thought out, and possibly the worst article I have ever read on Jalopnik, with the exception of "The 2015 VW GTI Is Best Car To Get If You Can't Afford Every Car."

It's basically 12 paragraphs of "Cars are expensive, so spend lots of money on them!" And what's with the farming…

Wait - who’s going to move that burnt-out hunk of trash at the bottom of the cliff? And now, the leaking fluids are poisoning the habitat of the Puerto Rican sea turtles.