Wow. I can’t unsee that now.

Looking for the Porg head but all I see is a hat with an angry ghost under two ominous dark suns.

LG is the only one getting this thing right. Lettuce and tomato just make the whole burger-eating experience terrible.

Seriously, if you can’t handle Chipotle you have a bigger issue.

What’s going on with all of your digestive systems? I have never gotten the shits from eating Chipotle.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Technically with the button inputs wouldn’t it triggernometry? *finger guns* ...I’m sorry. I’ll go.

I love where your head is at, but a still doesn’t do that last one justice:

Parademons? I saw more than two.

What’s the worst that can happen?

They actually give you a high 100k salary.

Then you go and binge purchase all the stuff you ever wanted.

Then you get targeted by a jealous neighbor who then robs you.

Then you move to the wrong neighborhood.

Then you meet a person pretending to be your friend who then gets you hooked on…

you can still put in a passcode.....don’t be dumb.

Also it doesn’t use light, it uses an IR projector AS EXPLAINED IN THIS ARTICLE. It works in pitch blackness or bright sunlight, doesn’t matter.

You didn’t, but I have forgiven.

That what she said. OR. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I haven’t been able to get into the last couple Zelda games that came out on the consoles, but I just got a switch a couple weeks ago and this game is all I’ve been playing since. It’s like Zelda, Skyrim and the Witcher 3 all had sexy times together and the happy result was their best features and ideas all thrown…

Basically, Zach and his team spent all the time that most devs use to learn how to make a conventionally good game learning how to make what is essentially the crystalized meth amphetamine of engineering and design puzzle games.

I also can’t believe that they made another Assassin’s Creed that shares similarities with previous Assassin’s Creed games that sold extremely well...

Ok. Maybe don’t tailgate, then? It’s funny but I always notice my windshield is really dirty when someone is riding my rear bumper.

The Bulls traded him to the Warriors for $2.5 million. People should never forget. Fuck

Everton 2016-17: one player that can score goals, reasonably successful, manager on the ascendancy

I’ve done a variant of the floor toss that’s more of a touch down celebration, where you spike the controller off the floor as hard as you can. I wouldn’t recommend it.