Yeah I understood that, but the idea that his sister being at the same school and him liking school are significant factors in his decision to return are laughable. You think he chose UK for its stellar academics, or that his sister didn't just join him there because they're close and it was a good choice for his…

vs. Wisconsin in the Final.

clearly not grounded to the ground.

The childlike tantruming of the impotent child that is you-know-I'm-right is all of our rewards for feeding this troll. I thought it had promise too, oh well.

Someone needs to bring an "Austin 3/16" sign to a Clippers game.

Great post. I was worried at first that you were going to go long on "berf the rulez are stupid anyway berf NCAA sux ass berf," but no. He's not breaking the rules because they're dumb rules, he's breaking the rules to profit off of them, and they also happen to be dumb. But, counterpoint: the fuckin' head of hair…

"...he turns to Frank Kaminsky and whisper's..." This incorrect apostrophe has ruined my morning.

"God, she's beautiful...I mean, 'Her phenotype is pulchritudinous.'"

Nah, this is a classic "Oops caught complimenting you" icebreaker. Guy knows what he's doing.

There's just one problem. They taste like ass juice.

The NCAA is ever supportive of America's student-athletes, especially in their academic pursuits, and for that reason the NCAA prides itself on fostering a culture of inquiry, critical thought, individualism, and self-awareness among its young people, right up until that self-awareness comes into conflict with the…

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

Does it though?

In this case I think an anti-roll bar would actually work to make the flight less level, since it would lift the inside wheels as well (rather than pushing them down to launch the car on that side as well). What does probably help is that the car makes contact on the outside wheels where the weight is transferred. …

You missed the marshal waving the sarcasm flag!! Stop and go penalty for you, I'm afraid...

"It's vital that your tubes are cut level across the top and the bottom to ensure an even foundation."

Avoidance of difficult but potentially rewarding aspects of life doesn't seem like a good strategy. I suppose this goes into the school of philosophies like, "never start your own business", "never buy a boat", and "never go to college". Some people certainly seem to enjoy defining who they are by limiting their…