It's the cross we bear that she gave to us

Does she discuss it….::sunglasses:: ironically?

His talent is really spectacular. I bought five copies of his book for friends. (No, I'm not his mother)

Dornan even stated in an interview that the BDSM consultant on the project took him to a demo scene and Dornan was so repulsed afterwards he had to take a shower. It may be a testament to his skills as an actor if he can keep his bile swallowed long enough for us to believe he's a Dom.

The books were awful. Godawful. I hate-read all three (because I didn't think it was fair to be blindly dismissive). They're poorly researched and morally irresponsible with its representation of a bdsm relationship. I mean, the first rule of kink club is never ignore the safeword. He gets angry and beats her to the…

If I see that 50 Shades shit at Target I will not feel guilty about "accidentally" knocking shit off the shelf. (Sorry in advance, Target employees)

And he didn't confiscate everyone's cell phones? Huh.

If you like it then you shoulda put a slipper on it…

I love the smell of vagina in the morning. Smells like victory.

I can't believe I watched the whole thing. (I used my MoviePass, so technically it was "free").

I'm pretty sure she'd have to be disposed carefully, like so much toxic waste, for all the chemicals and botox in her body.

I'm pretty sure she'd have to be disposed carefully, like so much toxic waste, for all the chemicals and botox in her body.

Guess how much I love this show?