strawmancannotcarrywater
StrawMan
strawmancannotcarrywater

Don’t worry dude. I’m sorry I got all hissy fit. So now that we are actually using arguments and nost just arguing:

Though I will admit, I am overly zealous and vitriolic. I apologize for that, but that just goes to demonstrate how profoundly insulted I feel.

It is not trolling when I am honestly offended by your posture. :-P

You are literally insulting a lot of what I do daily.

If I opt to let someone else fuck me, will it be less worthy than if I did it myself? What if I get gangbanged by committee consensus, will it not count at all?

So with this one you clinch it. You CLEARLY have zero understanding of what was said above (reread it, no where was it said it’s composed by committee, some may be, but what was said about all walks of life is that anyone can submit a song) and you also have no fucking idea how collaborative music is made...

Jazz is

And I say that while thinking that you are a musician yourself.

You have a really poor understanding of both the collaborative process and how electronic music is made. You have no understanding at all of what constitutes creativity.

You mean Cloaca Shooter Monthly?

Yah, little known fact. His elves live in the north pole, that’s where the factory is, to offset the heat and what not, he’s a tightass, really.

I came to yell at you, then I thought I agreed with you, but now I can’t tell...

Is the parenthesis saying that the whole comment is sarcasm, as in, the dripping sarcasm was covered in another layer of sarcasm, a troll cannoli if you will, which would be GENIUS, or is it explaining that the obviously sarcasm in the

If that’s what you call personal items I’d hate to see your carry on.

As in, how do I better hide my money from the taxman while pretending I give a shit about my country? Yeah, the connection is CLEAR!

Please, do not call buble Jazz. (See what I did there?)

And actually... I do go to places where occasionally that shit goes down.

Who mentioned orgy? You said sex.

Um, what?

His knowledge of specific equipment and facts is weak, but his logic is sound and quite effective were the circumstances he posited true.

Your critique game is bad, yo.

I wonder if entomologists and arachnologists have feuds.

Which one is which? And that is fucking awesome!

Any bar really.