What analog vs digital? Acoustics and electrics are both 100% analog.

Yes. Only reason I read the comments.

Ah, nice.

Haha, nice. Serious question, what’s a resource specialist? I’m imagining it’s something to do with you having no ed credits but a doctorate or similar in a specific area?

So.. there is no division of labor? A single partner always does all the housework?

You haven’t cohabited or have kids do you? Not judging, just, saying, this man speaks truth. Nothing sets the mood like a thoughtful, non annoying, if just for a while, significant other.

I am calling you out on your sandwich architecture. Surely, such an arrangement of soft strata leads to catastrophic tectonic shifts as one munches on it.

I bet you’ve penciled in “Twll kids santa isn’t real” all next week too, right?

:-( I already sold all my belongings to fund my pilgrimage to your wood block altar. I guess it’s back to Xenu with me.

At the same time or after? In the same bite?

Be gone with your tofurkey. We have no love for your kind. And don’t forget your rice “stuffing”. Hell, I’m a beaner and I can’t fathom how you’d justify such a transgression. Let me guess, you had fresh fruit for desert?

There’s a market for Thanksgiving hot pockets, but please god, no one wants a Thanksgiving Hot Pockets (TM).

Stuffing and mashed potatoes are already amorphous enough.

You are far more forgiving than I. Not only does he have poor taste in left over sandwich condiments and the humoristic nuance of fried twinkies, he also has no backpedaling skills, whatsoever.

“I suspect FeralFrigidSlut is allergic to red.

Please say it was extra creamy. Otherwise, you just ate a tub of hydrogenated oil.

Yet you’re posting like a freshman who dropped 9 credits... For shame.

I am probably wrong, but I REALLY hope you work in a cublicle. Even better if it’s open floor plan. And you keep all that shit with you at all times.

Phoebe was not weird. She was non mainstream and had a turbulent back story, but in NO way was she weird.

Have you ever realized the irony in name of the cup? You are usually not solo when you use them, but if you use them a lot, chances are you will end up solo, eventually. :-P

You’re a dick. A funny dick, but a veiny penis all the same.

I am honestly struggling to remember if there was ever a time before today when I knew it was green...