‘Spent their entire relationship deflecting public reaction?’

Says a woman (Dern) who literally was fucking Billy Bob while he was married to Pietra Thornton, and who subsequently was fucking a married man (musician Ben Harper) with two kids and a pregnant wife, and who proceeded to get knocked up so she and the wife were pregnant at the same time - how precious that she and Ben…

Maybe. But it’s also likely every single reporter they see (like 30 a day during a junket) is saying something like “So! Your relationship in the movie was pretty rocky! Everything okay at home? HAHA!?” and how the hell else are they supposed to respond?

Fingers crossed Jen!!

I love you a little bit.

I dunno, it kinda seems like they are really private so even if they had issues they wouldn’t be telling anyone. But they’ve done films together before, so I don’t think that’s an issue for their marriage. It’s very different from a reality tv show. And it’s been a long time since I’ve heard anything about her and…

For the record, I thought Unbroken was one of the best films I saw last year. Jack O’Connell really knocked it out of the park.

That’s what I keep thinking: what magical combination of words could they say that would make everyone believe, “Yes, their marriage is fine.” So basically, whatever. Either they’re fine or they’re not and it’s no skin off my nose either way.

I wish the Jolie-Pitt camp would say something like: we are using this film to explore the darker under currents of all relationships. Ours is not immune to them either.

As evident by this comment section, literally nothing they/either one says or could say would keep them immune from gossip-mongers hoping their relationship will crumble.

I am an unapologetic Angelina fan. If she’s doing most of the talking in the interview, you know it’s because Bradley Pitts is not the best speaker. Great actor, but awkward as hell when he doesn't have lines to deliver.

this sounds...really boring?

This or traumatic tear of the aorta. I had a subarachnoid bleed that ended my playing college ball that was caught because the doctor said “Can you point to where on your head the sharp pain is rather than the headache?” I was in surgery within 30 minutes to stop the bleed.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.