Fingers crossed Jen!!

‘Their entire relationship?’ Bahaha! Transference much? Ha!

Fingers crossed! Girl, let it go. They aren’t you, they express themselves differently...gasp...weird, eh? I too would expect them to parrot my every thought about their relationship while talking to press.

Must be true then. Even though they appear very possessive and very much in love. Everything Angelina has ever said about her own personality in relationships belies that, so why would she be that way with the love of her life, Pitt of all people?

Or...they could actually love each other? Nah. They are SO unlovable amirite???!!..just not worthy of any kind of love..awful...people..even their children don’t love them. No. Really..they don’t...Chelsea Handler says so..Brad’s ex co-signed. The kids love Rachel Green more.

Nope. They never ever will. Vivienne Jolie Pitt will be entering assisted living and cat ladies in the future will still be ragging on her parents.

Girl, everyone..I mean EVERY ONE is always ‘hotter than Brad Pitt!’ Especially any of the guys his scorned ex may be dating.

Her ‘drug issues?’ Really? When does she toke, smoke, shoot up or snort hon?

Yes, Angelina seems like the kind of woman who would stay in a miserable marriage because of the kids, thus making them miserable as well. Uh, no. Let it gooooo...let it goooo dear...it’s been a decade and change...they’re happy and in love...and the 90s sitcom actress ex has a new guy, what’s his name Mcbalding…

Really? Matt Damon is still married, James McAvoy is still married....Liev Schreiber is still married..all co-stars of Angelina...HONESTLY dear? All the evidence really does just point to the fact that no one really can stand Jennifer Aniston for long stretches...ask all the other men who have gotten the hell out of…

Benamin Button, Cate Blanchett....Tree of Life, Jessica Chastain...World War Z, Mirielle Enos...yeah...that kind of blows your theory there Chelsea Handler.

Now just add Jude Law, and Michael Cena to the cast and it will be bigger than Prince of Persia.

Wow...I would send that doc a birthday present every yr. for life. So many physicians would have shoo’d you out the door with a couple tylenol.