Burt Reynald’s comment remind me of the Golden Girls where they thought Rose had HIV. She got mad and said Blanche deserved to get it and not her. At least Rose had the good sense to apologize to Blanche. Same with that Designing Women where Julie told that one woman if they were handing out STDs as punishment she…
My boyfriend and I love Disneyland. :) We always have a wonderful time. If you’re both dorks and if you know enough to go on a very empty day and get a pass for California Adventure (the food is better, and there’s craft beer and a margarita stand), it makes for a fantastic, goofy, magical day.
Because they share of love for Disney? They play freaking Snow White and Prince Charming for a living.
Seeing John Lennon’s glasses is a very striking and powerful image.
Exactly! I use it to basically mean “Holy crap I did the thing that everyone else does so easily but it took me ages to accomplish and I’m so proud even though I know it’s stupid and I’m bad at being an adult, but fuck it I did this one thing right so yay!”
This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.
Pfffft Lennon wasn’t a baby - he did what he wanted. He admired Ono as an artist and as a woman and as a human being, and he defended her fiercely as long as he was still alive. All you pencildick fanboys just resent her because you can’t stand the notion that Lennon loved someone else more than he loved you.
So Sam is going in the cage to chat with Lucifer ,what about half- brother Adam ,does he get out ?
Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.
“Busy outdoing each other” or busy out doing each other??
My mom has always told me I’d like peas when I’m grown up.
I already posted this guy on Jez this week, but he was my first present this year, I unreservedly love him, and receiving him was basically the only decent thing that happened all week.
This is Pupcake. She limped home last night after being lost in the woods since Labor Day. Yes, do believe in miracles.
My solution is to avoid them.
What is wrong with your aunt? Miserable cow!
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.
Ugh. I think I’m out on this one. It makes me sad to read these.