When moving things into your new place, designate an area (like the living room or bedroom) to keep uncluttered and unpack first. Then you will have a place to sit and de-stress away from all of the boxes, which is a major help for anxiety. My MIL set up the bedroom while we moved boxes into the house, and it felt…

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

60 pills per day! Whoa!

I’m so glad someone said this.

How about I just want to eat dumplings all the time, Constance. HOW ABOUT THAT?

And I think it is worrisome when I fall asleep with my phone under my face. I find old seasons of Drag Race oddly calming.

Nice of you to say that. So, so many people feeling the loss of her.

My friend lived with her boyfriend who who kept a gun for ‘protection.’

True talk: I can’t promise I wouldn’t shoot my boyfriend if I had a gun near the bed when he wakes me up at 2 in the morning snoring and taking up all the bed.

Seriously, he’s destroying whatever reputation he has to pander to stupid people.

oh hush (puppy)

My husband says the same shit: “How do you keep track of all these appointments?” “How do you remember to give everyone their medication at the appropriate time?” “How do you find the best vet/restaurant/day care every time?”

The internet is full of parents bitching endlessly about their own life choices, and yet people act like I have problems because I don’t want kids.

Damn, and I’m fresh out of gold stars and cookies.

I feel ya! I was 14, though. LOL. Finish school, pick up 8 & 10 year old siblings from school, go home with them, look after them & youngest baby sibling. Good times, good times.

• “How does your wife do it? It’s called biology”

This may explain why at 44 I’m childless.

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

I was a 13 year old looking after a newborn little sister since both parents had to work. Rarely was it more then an hour or two (though as we both got older I was relied on more and more for babysitting until I went to college) and there was NOTHING BORING about it. I was a serious child and that kind of…