So, I’m like, not a dummy.

How did she thicken her own uterus in order to perpetrate this scam??

True, but not all of them are sociopaths; for example, while I’m not giant John McCain fan, I do believe he’s like, an actual human being with emotions and at least some semblance of a conscience.

I don’t think it was the breast pump that he found unnatural. He was just shocked that the woman wasn’t feeding her child a urine-based nutrient slurry, like he grew up on.

apparently the site is down, and has been down for 25 minutes according to a website that checks those things. I guess it’s the traffic, hope it wasn’t hacked.

Oh, God, I really didn’t mean that as a criticism of you! I’m so sorry if it came across that way. He’s just being so fucking evil to you, and I wanted you to know you could make him disappear if you didn’t already (some people choose not to dismiss because they feel uncomfortable with the idea for a variety of…

*is

If the pilot wasn't playing "Danger Zone" on the cabin speakers he missed a great opportunity.

It’s not fair to yourself to hate yourself for not keeping somebody else’s crime a secret forever. I am so deeply sorry that you have this weight on your heart. Your story leaves a physical sensation in my chest. I bet that your mother would have wanted you to tell her, even though it hurt. I’m sure that as a…

I see Janice Dickinson among them. Not so crazy after all, Cosby; amirite?

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

I know you’re going to get banned, but I would like to give you many, many stars.

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This is beautiful.

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Are you guys going to publish the anecdotes about Mr. Geithner being a really good guy too?

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

*sob* He can’t hear you.

How beautifully You Tube Conspiracist would it be if these guys turned out to have connections to the Fung Wah Bus Company. You know, the guys that got shut down by the Feds, for their buses bursting into flames on the highway.