Rodent feces in a cooler? Well, thank God someone thought to preserve that. I mean, you know how often I've wanted to throw rat feces at someone? I live near Harvard University, for God's sake; it's almost a gnawing need. And yeah, fresh is best, but sometimes, you need whatever rat crap you can get your hands on.

this is sad, but get that fucking money at fusion, girl.

She was the greatest. It made me really gun shy to get close to people after, but I knew she wouldn't want me to live without making friends.

There was some movie where Al Pacino says something like you die twice, the first time when you die and the second time is when there is no one left alive who remembers you. I do all of my charity donations in her name, so it lives on at least in a data base somewhere.

*bursts into tears*

When this song came out I used to listen to it with my friend Mariah, we were both 18. She was so kind and sweet to everyone, she always had a rag tag group of people around because she couldn't bare to think of anyone alone and hurting. We would eat lunch in the grass at our JCC in AZ - hanging out and laughing.…

I've been awake since 4:00 AM, but I'm loading up on sugar and caffeine to stay up for Letterman's Xmas show (largely because of Ms. Love) and Craig Ferguson's last show.

Greatest Christmas song of all time. Rock your heart out tonight, Darlene.

I really really want to believe that Obama was throwing shade.

Yes! More ballet (and dance) pieces, please.

My Nana makes custom made Irish dancing dresses by hand. She mainly hand sews them and uses the machine only a little. She also hand embroiders them. She's a great seamstress. She dropped out of school when she was in 7th grade to work in sweatshops in Northern Ireland to support her family. She's a super sharp,…

Not nearly long enough for me! More tutus!

How happy you have made me for me to see "filed to Ballet" on this site. Dance has a lot of great stuff going on, thought provoking ideas worthy of Jezebel.

My mother is a seamstress who concentrates on all sorts of custom clothing - for transvestites with wider rib cages, a local judge who is also a midget, tons and tons of wedding dresses and formal wear... And costumes. A lot of this woman's tools are the same ones I grew up watching my mother use. She even talks in…

THOSE BISCUITS THO.

Did everyone agree ahead of time that they were going to pay for their own meals? Generally, hosting a party means that you are paying. Why would someone who only had a drink pay for a dinner?

I'm sorry...refused to pay? Were you charging people to come to your boyfriend's birthday dinner?