There is a white Civic following the forklift as it comes into the parking lot. Before they steal the car, that Civic then exits the parking lot and waits on the roadway. The white Civic then follows the forklift away from the parking lot.

Follow the white Civic.

I hope you meant canola oil.

Look. A V12 will impress people who drive Fords. If you want people at the country club to think that you have fat stacks and other lengthy attributes, buy a couple of couture dresses and rent a porn star 20 years younger than you for dinner events. Besides, nobody with real money drives themselves anywhere.

“A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second…

The words “brakes”, “tires” or “suspension” do not appear anywhere in this article. This Jag is one decreasing radius corner away from killing everyone inside.

Saying “Moving to London” isn’t being precise enough. Out by the M25? Inside the congestion zone? Besides, the answer is always Jaguar station wagon, if wed, and Civic Type R if unwed.

These are great cars, but money needs to be spent sorting them. IMS bearing? Air Oil Separator? Rear Main Seal? Long before this car needs an extra 100hp it needs suspension, brakes, and tires. CP all day long.

Search Aliexpress (https://www.aliexpress.com/) for android powered head units. Those crafty Chinese make ones that look OEM, with OEM fitment, but with 2016 features. I put one in my Outback this spring and it kills the OEM nav unit.

E-350 4matic Wagon - with $14,500.00 down, lease payments are $480.00 (all values are ‘ish). Plus free entry into the Wagon Mafia.

“Well sir, I have a silly walk and I’d like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.”

I so want to raise my 996 4s by 4 inches, put knoby tires on it and hoon around in the dirt. With all the aftermarket support for the 996, you would think it was possible, but sadly, no. If you want to lower it so that it drags on its oil pan yes, but bringing it up to useful ride height? No.

They must have got it cheap, because it seems to have come without doors. That is one hell of a security system.

Wait. Are you telling me there are rental Mustangs that don’t get wrapped around a pole?

As an Outback owner, I agree it has gotten big. However, it is Buick smooth on the highway and Landrover capable off. Every time a new wagon comes out (Alltrack, V90, etc) I cross shop, and end up back at the Outback. It looks TERRIBLE, but it is a great car.

Here you have a 911 where both the front and rear bumpers have been replaced, and not painted. The special edition wheels replaced with cheap aftermarket. The exhaust is aftermarket, and probably louder. The handle to the glove compartment has fallen off. An awful rear wing has been added. Why is that tape on the…