I’d like to avoid people like Justin Keller, who is probably living off of VC funding and thinks “work” is a day’s worth of meetings. Perhaps those responsible for San Francisco can suggest he move somewhere more to his liking and not on the West Coast...

I have no offspring, but my tax dollars go to support other people’s. Lucky for them!

There’s a reason why two people who are (allegedly) powerfully attracted to each other and not virgins are not sleeping together. And it has nothing to do with their religious beliefs.

Let me get this straight: She was so jealous after seeing the photo of Hillary Clinton with her husband she’s running straight home!

God forbid there are any “big ugly fatsos” on TV. After all, men must be entertained and titillated at all costs.

Piers, this isn’t junior high anymore. Perhaps you should try another approach.

I still can’t with Jessica Alba and what she did to the person who owned The Honest Toddler long before she started her company.

Color me shocked that the empire Roger Goodell presides over would come up with such a collection of BS for the little women who can barely discern there’s two different teams on the field, let alone what the hell they’re doing there.

I haven’t wanted to slap another person as badly as I wanted to slap that asshole Doug last night. He’s 40 going on “16", wears a backward ball cap and thinks he’s really a hipster. He’s actually pathetic. And one has to wonder what kind of stupid Marsadie is to have had a child with him. He doesn’t see the other…

I wish I had the author’s positive outlook on the Zika virus changing the minds and hearts of those who are anti-choice. Actually, they’ll double down — if Those Women had just used mosquito repellent correctly/had kept their legs shut/had trusted Jesus more, they wouldn’t be in this position!

I was afraid that the agelessly beautiful Susan Sarandon was going to show up on my doorstep, point at the bathroom and snap, “Get your ass in there. I don’t want to see you until you at least comb your hair, put on some mascara and maybe a little lipstick. MOVE IT.”

One has to imagine that Steph Curry thought he’d have a good ten years or so before his daughter started dating...

Here’s a question: Why should I give a shit about what Chelsea Handler thinks of anything? Ever? Is she the voice of her generation? If so, maybe the group needs to get together and elect another spokesperson. I’ve never seen anything she was involved in that is not vapid, uninteresting and a waste of time.

One of the few benefits to being older than God: I seem to remember that after Barbara Bush’s comments about the victims of Katrina (you’ll want to Google this, but don’t eat or drink anything while reading them) there was a media-wide announcement re: “Mrs. Bush will no longer be making public comments.”

Can’t wait to find out who Joshley Madison’s “witnesses” are.

Am I the only one who remembers Ms. Witherspoon’s unfortunate DUI arrest, during which she hurled racial slurs? Personal to Ms. Witherspoon’s representation and publicist: You might want to rethink this.

There isn’t a punishment vile enough for this man. And I hope the PD’s Internal Affairs has already started an investigation concerning Mr. McClain.

Despite the fact that I’ve heard before there’s her side, his side, and the truth, Kelsey Grammer is a POS. I refuse to watch any of his projects. And one can only hope that his children decide there’s many things better in life than seeking any relationship with their father, now and in the future.

The employee is probably waiting until 2019 because she has to save for the wedding. Maybe Martha should offer to pay for it.

I’m “fat fat”. I don’t need Martha’s approval, so there’s that. I’m torn between being really angry with Martha Stewart for making this distinction, and loving her for telling Wendy Williams not to talk about her age.