I’m not a psychologist but I’ll make a diagnosis: Ted Cruz is a sociopath.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but watching Anne Hathaway on Lip Sync Battle went a long way to thinking she’s not so bad after all. She has the ability to laugh at herself.

Of course I would never suggest that Andrea Tantaros got her job because she’s attractive and will say whatever those who sign her checks want her to say, and she’ll lose her job just as quickly when she starts to age.

One has to surmise that the Duggars must have pictures of Mike Huckabee naked. With a non-consenting barnyard animal.

Call me crazy, but I’m guessing that somehow this couple missed the point of Burning Man.

I wonder if Ditka would be okay with anyone else beating him on the scrotum until he bled. How about someone who outweighed him by at least 150 pounds and could bench press 400 pounds?

That was the best five minutes of TV in that year. Or most years afterward. The best part: Tucker’s career never rebounded.

SHE SAID NO.

I have to admit a raging crush on Jamie Fraser, but not enough of a crush to sit through yet more torture/rape porn.

That POS was born in Canada and there’s some question as to whether or not his mother was still an American, or had renounced her citizenship to claim Canadian citizenship and avoid the hospital bill.

If celebrities are oh, so offended by the vapid (and sometimes embarrassing) conversations on pre-awards red carpets, they’re always welcome to give back the free clothing, shoes, jewelry and other accessories, pay for their own outfits and talk about whatever they’d like.

This conspiracy theory is the Diet Coke of conspiracy theories — not batshit crazy enough.

You get all the stars today. ALL THE STARS.

He left the front door open because the producers told him to.

We saw a few minutes of last night’s episode while we waited for The Royals to come on.

How much more could any of us accomplish if we spent the hours per week currently devoted to obsessing about all of our “imperfections” and focused on loving ourselves as we are instead?

Oprah has the money for a private chef, a trainer (hell, she could hire a fleet of trainers), her own gym, and every other weight-loss motivator possible. Has she ever wondered how much more she could accomplish in life if she stopped obsessing over perfection and accepted herself as she is?

We do the same every year. Unfortunately for us, however, we live in a small town filled with those who believe NYE = illegal fireworks. We spend our New Year’s Eve comforting our terrified Lab.

I was involved in judging our high school’s senior projects a year ago. We were offered a school lunch for our participation. That lunch was delicious, nutritious and filling. (Chicken Caesar wraps, fruit salad, a cup of soup and a brownie). If this is what Michelle Obama has done for the school lunch program in this…

Most school districts do not have the money for personnel to make those contacts. When a district like Pocatello’s has 53% of students who qualify for free or reduced cost lunches, they’re the LAST ones who should be taking food away from a hungry kid for any reason.