It is long past time that breakfast and lunch should be free in all public schools in the United States. The USA wastes billions per year on bombers that won’t fly and tanks that won’t work; feeding every under 18 child in the country can’t be that expensive. And I believe this should be extended through the summer…

Here’s a thought. I’m a bit older than Jezebel’s target demographic, so I can offer comfort. (Hopefully.)

For those who might not know, both Chris Pratt and Anna Faris grew up in the Seattle area. And I’m guessing some of those kids might have heard of a little film called “The Lego Movie”. Everything is awesome!

Perhaps someone should alert the good Representative that his bright idea may have unintended consequences — I don’t spend a lot of time in malls these days, but I’ll be spending even less time (and money) in Wisconsin. And Texas. And Florida. And every other state that believes it’s okay to shoot someone because you…

Oh, wow! Did the Countess finally stop using her fake title?

Actually, Charles Spurgeon was a Baptist preacher in the 1800’s. Instead of naming their child Charles (or the less objectionable middle name, Haddon) Ben Seewald could not resist the temptation to saddle a baby with a name that guarantees the poor kid will be laughed at over his first name for the rest of his life.

Riley Curry is still the MVP of my heart. She’s irresistible. And I’d rather see her goofing around during her dad’s press conference than listen to the same questions over and over and over again.

And the right-wing is still insisting that they have “no motive” for Dear’s actions...

I’m sure the two weeks off to finish the holiday shopping will be quite a punishment.

We live on the West Coast. There’s a highly authentic Mexican restaurant in our home town. The food’s delicious, but the food truck affiliated with the restaurant had their own outbreak of E Coli three months ago. We thought it would be the cleanest place in town as a result.

We have gone from eating at Chipotle a minimum of once a week to not eating there at all for the past three months. I love their food, but I can’t take the risk of two weeks of illness due to giving in to my current burrito bowl craving.

I am only sorry that regular citizens are unable to put a bill on the floor in Congress, because I would propose that government-funded health insurance be stripped from every member of Congress as quickly as possible. Voting to defund Planned Parenthood and the ACA is nothing more than a slap in the face to 52% of…

I’d call Carly Fiorina a stupid bitch, but that’s an insult to stupid bitches everywhere.