So many white New Balance.

Oh yes. You nailed it.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

Seriously, I love South Coast Mass but Swamp Yankees are a weird bunch.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

I’ve lived in Massachusetts suburbia for awhile, and it’s this kind of stuff (and Scott Brown) that scare the crap out of me