My dog once, and only once, was laying peacefully on the foot of the bed in the Superman pose and then all of a sudden started humping the bed. For a second I thought she was hacking something up or reverse sneezing so I was getting ready to either get something to clean up some vomit or comfort her because she gets a…

The Wild Rose in Seattle is the oldest lesbian bar on the west coast. They’re trying to raise money to stay afloat, and they’re only a few $k away from their goal.

16 in the whole country, wow

Amen. At least the raccoon could yield some good YouTube content.

I know it’s not nice to talk about people’s looks, but Jeffrey Starr looks like something I’d see in my nightmares. I have no idea what he thinks when he looks in the mirror, but he looks like he hangs people upside down from his ceiling, cuts their throats, and sucks down their blood to me.

You know you’re old when the only person you care about in this Dirt Bag is Debi Mazar. 

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid raccoon than deal with Jeffree Star or James Charles

That’s a lot of words to say “I am a sexist pig.”

Yeah because being a controlling father to girls has never backfired in any way 

Someone needs to check T.I.’s head to make sure his brain is still intact.

Protection, my black ass! This is about control, plain and simple. 

Side effects include: uneven boobs?

I love her music and her videos and her super dope style but she has a long history of talking out of her ass, being called out on it then doubling down on/defending said ass talkery by playing victim. She’s a pill.

He must be absolutely insufferable in every single way for such a complete under the bus throwing. 

Homosexual event = brunch

I don’t normally wish ill on people, but if Engle were to get punched in the gonads, I wouldn’t hand him an ice pack.

“If my comments were taken out of context, they were not intended to be derogatory,” he allegedly wrote.

Okay, but only if we can send Donald Trump (& his most loyal supporters) along with them.

let’s put all the people who think corona is caused by gays and 5g on an island and see what happens

Can I just say that we need more famous women in pictures like Lizzo? She’s big but people love her. I’m glad to see a change from all the skinny women who I will never be like. ><