I want my ashes mixed in with glitter and sprinkled from the ceiling onto the unsuspecting attendees while Kylie Minogue songs blast in the background.

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Jesus, how horrible. That poor girl.
When Mercy was released I was so excited..I knew Duffy would be huge. Then she vanished, and now I know why.

Beginning to think there’s not one woman who, when you think about her and say, “Hm, her star was rising; I wonder what happened to her?” it’s not due to some form of sexual harassment or assault.

It is infuriating that she has to beg people to believe her because she knows most people are operating from the default of disbelief on rape. The phrase “cry rape” itself comes with the picture of hysterical women built into its meaning.

5G is amplified by contrails. And it’s the means by which pedo sex rings communicate with their hub at Area 51. Not that Area 51, you sheep...the other one. The real one.

Your scheme needs more meth.

Honestly the Stepford wives look more individual.

Holy Stepford Wives, Batman.

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A LOT OF BASIC BITCHES

So being a female Christian influencer means being made up like a beauty contestant and sexualizing yourself performing mundane tasks like eating donuts, laughing, and sitting in a car?

wtf is up with those boots

Can we be done with Mario Lopez? and Marky Mark? And Hollywood fan shows, in general?

I know that this is a minor inconvenience relative to what’s going on but I had a rough day yesterday: The one day I went out to get necessities I was misgendered literally everywhere I went. I try to be understanding because my frame is decidedly not feminine but it’s frustrating that even when I put on full make-up…

I’d guess that Evangeline Lilly is more sorry that she might lose that sweet, sweet Marvel cash if she pisses people off enough that they don’t want to see her be The Wasp anymore. I’m sure someone from Marvel had a conversation with her reps about how she needs to shut up.

I have 2 comments to this dirt bag:

Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…

WTF

“They’re going to waive the rent for the month of April”

I really love that the only thing keeping the Jonas Brothers relevant is how cool their wives are.